Waits Family Annals

Aside from using it as a giant drinking bowl, Connor really enjoys having water in the backyard. The first time we used it, we filled it up and put him in. He was not a huge fan of the FREEZING cold water. Understandable. It made is significantly tiny penis shrivel up even tinier. (ed. note: The previous statement has been retracted due to its potentially offensive nature to unsuspecting readers who do not realize I can sometimes be offensive.) It’s cold. So the next time, following a great tip from our sister-in-law, we filled it up in the morning and let it heat up until after his nap in the afternoon. A much more pleasant experience.

Then he started grabbing my tongue.

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We put up our Halloween decorations for the year. Funny how the only time we decorate our house is for Halloween. We need to expand our horizons and make some decorations for other holidays like… Boxing Day.

Connor got really excited about the decorations and insisted we take some pictures of him with them. So… after the jump you can find a bunch of pics.

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I decided to have a “Martha Stewart” Halloween this year. My friend Jeanne has some patterns for Halloween cats, and we also wanted to put some tombestones up. This is really a fun holiday to make silly thngs, and of course what is halloween without honoring THE BEST vampire show ever created???

Our Buffy tombstone reads: Buffy Anne Summers / 1981-2001 / She Saved the World… A Lot. Of course, everyone recognizes that tombstone and inscription from the fifth season finale. If you don’t recognize this, maybe you have your own tombstone.

The other two tombstones refer to the first big bad. Count Dracula’s lists each year he has allegedly been killed.

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